The Ultimate Pookie Mall is a mall where Pookies go to.
Doyon Want get a Goblet of Beer? Edit
Doyon Want get a Goblet of Beer?. In the commercial, two Pookies sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall but forget the lyrics.
Trolls Pizzaria Edit
Trolls Pizzaria has robots that are "so fun, they will make Pookies wish they were dead!". In the commercial, a robot shoots a laser which a Pookie barely dodges, causing him the cry and wish he was dead.
Kentucky Fried Chicken. Edit
They serve chopped off slimy bloody penguin flippers. Their slogan is "KFC. WE KNOW OUR FOOD SUCKS".